rain cheers look like good ones to have on hand

http://www.wtsmith.com/rt/cheers.html

skits

http://www.boyscouttrail.com/content/skit/show-skits-wolf.asp

DO THESE! They are a riot!

http://www.hsbcubscouts.org/Resources/SkitsandRunons/tabid/83/Default.aspx

Scout 1: "Runs out yelling, They're after me,! They're after me!"
Scout 2: "What's after you?"
Scout 1: "The squirels are after me"
Scout 2: "Why do you say that?"
Scout 1: "They think I'm nuts!"

5.) 2 Scouts

Scout 1: "Runs out, the aliens are after me, Scotty, beam me aboard!"
Scout 2: Throws a board out onto the stage

Run-ons

Here is a list of Pack 793's favorite run-ons.

Scout 1: Runs out screaming, "They're on me! They're on me!"
Scout 2: "What's on you?"
Scout 1: "My clothes"

Scout 1: Runs out screaming, "It's all around me! It's all around me!"
Scout 2: "What's all around you?"
Scout 1: "My belt!"

Scout 1: walks out on stage holding a stick in the air
Scout 2: "What are you doing?"
Scout 1: "This is a stick-up"

Scout 1: walks out poking a stick in the ground randomly
Scout 2: "What are you doing?"
Scout 1: "I'm sticking around"

Scout 1: Runs out yelling, "They're after me,! They're after me!"
Scout 2: "What's after you?"
Scout 1: "The squirels are after me. They think I'm nuts!"

Announcer: We interrupt this program for a spot announcement.
Scout (offstage): Arf! Arf! Arf!
Announcer: Thank you, Spot.

http://www.tallyscouts.com/p112_website/runon.asp

Thought for the Day - (Each one of these can be done as someone thoughtfully walking onstage, saying his line and walking off) 1) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away from him and you have his shoes. 2 ) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation... 3) I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. 4) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?" 5) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 6) What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? 7) Employment applications and other forms often ask who should be notified in case of emergency. I think you should write: "The best doctor you can find."

I bet I can jump higher than a house...ever seen a house jump?

http://www.docstoc.com/docs/607947/Boy-Scouts-of-America---BSA-Walkons

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